As Reason magazine and a lot of other places have reported: the United States Postal Service has courageously saved our children from possible injury by destroying the entire run of stamps created to commemorate First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign.

The offending stamps are highlighted above: skateboarding (without kneepads!), headstands (without helmets!), and doing a cannonball (at all!). Oddly, they didn’t call out batting without a batting helmet, but thankfully all the stamps will be destroyed. That was a close one!

I think our society is reaching the point where we might become too stupid to survive…