Hilarious article on the perils of trying to eat healthy in a world saturated with (mis)information. Favorite line?
Some people say it’s a little fringe, but you are committed to live a healthy lifestyle. “Okay,” you say, “let’s do this shit,” as you fry your caribou steak and seal liver in rendered whale blubber. You lose some weight which is good, but it costs $147.99 a pound for frozen seal liver out of the back of an unmarked van at the Canadian border.
There’s plenty more, though. Read the whole thing!